Some advice..
...double the tax. When you are eating out at a restaurant and it comes time to figure out what to tip your fairly decent waitress... don't stare at your wife , rummage through your purse, or pick that last remnant of nailpolish off your finger nail while you try to estimate a fitting amount... just double the damn tax, drop it on the table and get the hell out. If you dont have the exact change, stop being a cheap ass and round-up, geez. This is not directed at anyone in particular (cough, olive garden patrons), but if ya don't know, now ya know.
posted by alanna at 5:29 PM
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you know those little tip cards that the VA will sometimes send you instead of address labels so you'll send them money? you should collect a whole bunch of those and put them on the tables instead of coasters.
i'm all about solving problems with subtelty.
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I wonder if I'd get fired for that?
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