Family Medicine

(from a conversation held earlier today in my grandmother's kitchen regarding my aunt, who thank god has real doctors)


Gramma: "Something's wrong with Paula. She's always got a new pain... I think she's schitzerfrenic"

Mom: " Ma, that's not what what that is. She's a hypercondriact."

Gram: " Well, how come some days she's completely fine?"

Larry: "Sounds to me like she's a massive depressive....up and down all the time."