Coming up next: rumors of a lesbian love affair

I am so wrapped up in the current installation of the Britney Spears saga. For those unaware, Brit has made BFF's with Ms. Hilton and according to all the mags at the supermarket , are out drinking EVERYNIGHT untill like 10am the next day. Well I am almost for sure that it's not like everysinglefuckinnight as the media spins it... and the 10am the next day thing, well, we've all been there. I mean god, the girls been pregnant for like two years. I understand the public outrage at her seeming lack of mothering skills but honestly, I can relate. I can't imagine what life would be like had there been a camera man always nearby to capture forever all of my finer moments. She just hasn't figured how to balance it all yet. No worries, she'll get there. Hopefully when she does, she'll also realize that she can afford a stylist. She looks really trashy next to Paris, which is nearly impossible when Paris is almost the trashiest celeb out there. I just gotta say though, I'm really curious as to what the two of them talk about. I'd take Paris as a BFF any day of the week... she probably buys awesome Christmas gifts.