I am a jerk

Ok, so you know the Founding Fathers waitress? The one nobody likes? Well... I ended up having a lengthy conversation with her late Saturday night after the discussion at my table turned to "poop". It turns out she is incredibly interesting and painfully sweet. I have never been more wrong in my judgment of a person. I left feeling humiliated at all the horrible things I've said about her and am determined to make up for it. You may notice some unusual chummy behavior toward her in the future. Just warning you.