I did it again!!!

I'm telling you man, I really think that I have reflexes that are of the super human caliber. Today at the gym, I spun the cap off of my water bottle with my left hand and it flipped out of my fingers and then - (wait for it) I simultaneously lifted the water bottle to my mouth with my right hand and caught the cap with my left......! It was like so smooth, so effortless. I even impressed myself this time. You know what the best part is? Trainer Dave caught the whole thing. Oh yeah. He did a double take and said, " Holy shit! You have great reflexes ! But no balance. Gimme three sets of twelve."