Coming up next: rumors of a lesbian love affair

I am so wrapped up in the current installation of the Britney Spears saga. For those unaware, Brit has made BFF's with Ms. Hilton and according to all the mags at the supermarket , are out drinking EVERYNIGHT untill like 10am the next day. Well I am almost for sure that it's not like everysinglefuckinnight as the media spins it... and the 10am the next day thing, well, we've all been there. I mean god, the girls been pregnant for like two years. I understand the public outrage at her seeming lack of mothering skills but honestly, I can relate. I can't imagine what life would be like had there been a camera man always nearby to capture forever all of my finer moments. She just hasn't figured how to balance it all yet. No worries, she'll get there. Hopefully when she does, she'll also realize that she can afford a stylist. She looks really trashy next to Paris, which is nearly impossible when Paris is almost the trashiest celeb out there. I just gotta say though, I'm really curious as to what the two of them talk about. I'd take Paris as a BFF any day of the week... she probably buys awesome Christmas gifts.

Some advice..

...double the tax. When you are eating out at a restaurant and it comes time to figure out what to tip your fairly decent waitress... don't stare at your wife , rummage through your purse, or pick that last remnant of nailpolish off your finger nail while you try to estimate a fitting amount... just double the damn tax, drop it on the table and get the hell out. If you dont have the exact change, stop being a cheap ass and round-up, geez. This is not directed at anyone in particular (cough, olive garden patrons), but if ya don't know, now ya know.